It did not happen!

We have a hard time getting the kids to sleep in their own beds, so Marie tries extra hard to have the kids sleep in their own beds when we have date night, as an extra treat for us. She got a little carried aways last Thursday, I think. You be the judge. Samantha wanted to sing lullabies and read to Joshua in our big bed. Marie said 'no! The bed had pee in it, Ella peed all over it, very stinky, you don't want to go in the bed." Samantha says no, it was me that peed on the bed (she didn't) Marie closes our bedroom door and tells them to go in their rooms so they don't smell the stinky bed that Mommy peed in. Well! That just goes too far! :-) I have expected to hear all about that on Friday, but neither said a word. Marie said they laughed pretty hard at the thought of Mommy peeing the bed, and they went to be very nicely IN THEIR OWN BEDS! ALL NIGHT LONG!!! I say, she is a genius. I just want to be very clear. I did Not pee in the bed, no matter what they tell you.